ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via outraged)

hijerking:

”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.

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jallbait:

"whats cooking good looking"

"meth"

(Source: yaesthetic, via outraged)